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Saturday, May 9th 2020

Captain’s Log

It appears someone left the Powder monkey in charge of the bridge last night, because I don’t remember setting course for the North Pole.

I gave them one job.

Back to training for the crew, we will start tomorrow.

My suspicions were Confirmed this morning, Number 2 is NOT a clairvoyant. The prediction he made on April 21st was incorrect, and it would appear that finishing the scotch bottle could not Guarantee a snowless spring. But what my co-captain lacks in mystical powers he sure makes up for in his ability to make me smile, even when he's driving me insane.

From my Pirate ship to yours I wish you all a wonderful Mother’s Day. .

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