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Monday, April 27th 2020

Captain’s s Log

I am pleased to report that Relic has been promoted to senior communications officer. He logged over 20 times the average persons monthly text messages as well as reached top score in snap streaks.

Today he was tasked with teaching The Dutchess how to submit her school work.

In fact the crew has had their first day without incident. Major achievement for this crew, moral is high.

Topped the evening with cold beverages on the lido deck. I awarded everyone with extra T.P rations this evening.

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