Sunday, March 29th 2020

Captain's Log I had to formally apologize to the crew today. I had accused them of a horrible crime. I wrongfully assumed someone ate my leftover panzerotti. It appears that in fact, we do not have a stowaway rather a captain who is very efficient at tidying up. Apparently, I put the leftovers in a container and then proceeded to put the container away, in the cupboard. Not the fridge. I've got to be honest, I really dislike the taste of humble pie. Number 2 felt this an excellent time casually mentioned that I may have been excessively cleaning lately. I informed him that in fact, it was not. I can't possibly be the only one out there who washed all the window screens in the house today. Right?!