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Thursday, June 4th 2021

Captain’s log

A big happy birthday to my sweet dad, love you ❤️

This week was a bit brutal on aboard this crazy-ass ship. I am now working at about 70% and the crew is pretty much completely unsupervised all the time.

I don't know how they are coping with not having me home to nag them to clean up their shit, brush their teeth or make them do my chores. If I had a heart, it would be broken.

But on happy note I'm pleased to report though that I have found my new calling: Trophy wife. I just need to go get Number 2 onboard with the idea.

I never thought I could be a stay at home mom but now that my crew is older and can wipe there own butts, I have found that perhaps I was a bit hasty in disregarding it as a career goal.

Maybe I can use my new found TikToc fame to fund my new goals.

P.S The Dutchess is mortified I made the For You page. All my dreams have officially come true.

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